Halloween is next Thursday, so we figured, what better way could there be to celebrate it here at PFoL than an awards Friday celebrating some of the best in horror cinema?
So without further ado, we present The PFoL Awards – Horror Movie Favorites Edition:
The Michael Meyers ‘You’ve Fooled Them, Haven’t You Michael, But Not Me” Award
This award goes to Jon Stewart, who to his credit, has been pretty honest about what a sh*t show the Obamacare rollout has been. He (sadly as it shows how bad our media is) had a very tough interview with the incompetent HHS Secretary, Kathleen Sebelius and just blasted away at the administration’s handling of all of the failures since October 1st.
Granted, Stewart is an advocate of a single payer system, so yes, he’s still a left wing tool. However, I give him credit for being tougher on the administration than anybody else in the mainstream media.
The Freddy Krueger “The Only Thing To Fear, Is Fear Himself” Award
This award is being given to our hilariously incompetent President, Barack Obama. Taking us for a nation of suckers (well…tis true for those who voted for him), President Pass The Buck (That’s what Elizabeth Warren calls him) attempted to tie the disastrous healthcare.gov website and all of its problems to…? The government shutdown of course. It must be so nice to live in an alternate reality!
The Norman Bates, “I Think I Must Have One of Those Faces You Can’t Help Believing ” Award
This award is being presented to Senator
Phallus Dick Durbin who apparently will believe anything Harry Reid says. You know Harry Reid? The one who stated on the Senate floor that Mitt Romney was a tax cheat without a shred of evidence? Well Reid apparently told Durbin that Rep. Pete Sessions said to President Obama, “I cannot even stand to look at you.”
Of course, it did not happen. Sessions denied it. The White House denied it and nobody has come forward to say it actually happened. Yet, Durbin has not relented and is even getting support from uber-hack Joan Walsh
Also Sen. Durbin's office told the Huffington Post that he stands by his account of the insult to the president. #standwithdurbin
— Joan Walsh (@joanwalsh) October 24, 2013
Being a Democrat means never having to say you’re sorry.
The Jason Voorhees “He Just Keeps Coming Back” Award
This award is being presented to Meghan McCain, who like Jason, doesn’t go away, but whereas Jason never talks, McCain never shuts up. She spoke about how she and her Dad were lamenting the current state of the GOP as if he’s not the problem and those crazy “wacko birds” like Rand Paul, Mike Lee and Ted Cruz are and how they cannot reach “younger voters.” Yes, because nothing says younger voter outreach like a guy who’s nearing his 80th birthday.
The Ash Williams “You Bastards… You Dirty Bastards!” Award
This award goes to the Democrats. Less than two weeks ago, they were telling any fool that would listen, that any changes to Obamacare was an act of “terrorism” or “arson.” Asking the administration to delay the individual mandate was like “holding a gun to the head of the American people.” Harry Reid called Republicans “anarchists” for daring to suggest the mandate be delayed.
My how times have changed. Now all of sudden, there are Democrats willing to get in on the delay action.
Maybe like Ash, these Democrats should offer up their hands as a sacrifice for having to deal with their stupidity.
And that will do it for this week! Have a great weekend and have a Happy Halloween! See you next week!