Vladimir Putin loves to have his picture taken while performing various stunts and activities. That’s fine, but everything he’s done…
…Newt Gingrich has done it better.
Putin hung out with a walrus at the zoo? Yeah, well Newt was able to secure an endorsement from the walrus.
Sure Vladimir Putin likes to shoot targets at the range, but Newt likes to shoot aliens.
Putin likes to take pictures of himself fishing without a shirt on. Well, Newt does too — on the damn moon!
Then Newt caught a fish and brought it back home to Earth.
Putin thinks he’s cool because he swims with the dolphins. Well, Newt swims and talks to the dolphins.
Putin loves his dogs, but Newt’s dogs can recite the Gettysburg Address.
Putin hunts small animals. Newt hunts RINOs!
Putin is a judo master, but so is Newt and he does it with a smile.
Putin has a pretty cool hat, but Newt rocks it better than him.
Putin plays hockey, but Newt dominates hockey.